fish mouths

The more observant among you may have noticed that the tiled background photograph (stolen from Tumblr) used for this blog is of a fish with its mouth open. The more nosey may have wondered why. The mean may have concluded that I am a weirdo.

Truth is, there is a significant possibility that they are correct.

I like fish. Particularly their mouths. I can't say I recall the exact date that I discovered this, but it's something that I think about, I would estimate, more than the average Joe. I just think they're so funny and interesting to look at and I'd like to do it all day long maybe. Fish are cool anyway, with their fat tummies and round eyes and swishy tails, haha, oh fish. Let's take a look at some photographs of fish and their silly little mouths, shall we?

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE OH MY GOODNESS HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS BABY ?????

He looks like an anime character and above his eyes there's little bits that look like eyebrows and he looks a bit angry or frustrated but it's just sweet because aw you adorable tiny fish, what are you going to do, eh?

AND THESE GUYS!

They're like the poodle of the fish world with their fluffy faces and chubby bellies, I just want to cuddle every single one in existence. 

I cant breathe.

This little guy has adorable baby teeth that make me want to weep! Yeah yeah, I know, they're probably really hurt if I was bitten or whatever, but I don't care! He's like a toddler with his tiny teeth and wide eyes and I want to keep him forever and name him and feed him and stroke his head. 

LOOK AT HIS LIPS! 
The way they overlap is sO cute and they're all poofy and fat I might collapse.

These sweeties remind me of my own fish. They look so excited and hungry and I can imagine them shouting and wriggling their bodies.

I have a goldfish called Batman and he gets excited every time I walk past his bowl. He also picks up stones in his mouth and spits them at the glass for attention. Maybe he's bored, but all our other fish that have lived with him have committed suicide so I'm slightly cautious about buying him a friend.

To conclude, fish are super cute and I feel bad for anyone that has a phobia of them and I wish I could stroke every single one in the world and see every species and find a new one of my own. I hope this post has made at least one person think to look closer at their fish and see how lovely they are. If not, I've enjoyed looking through Google images of adorable fish and giggling to myself.