Okay so maybe this one seems a little odd (I'm sure I could do worse), but I promised to write truthfully and this was my final train of thought before I dropped off to sleep the night before last.
"Ugh, I haven't shut the curtains but I can't be bothered to get out of bed. Oh well, the sky looks pretty and it's nice to wake up with the sun filling the room. Plus, the light is off so there aren't any scary reflections in the windows. Aren't curtains weird? I mean, they're just rectangles of fabric. But there could be a serial killer outside and as long as my curtains are closed, I'm safe. It's not like they'd actually protect me. How do they make me feel better? My curtains aren't even very thick. They couldn't stop a bullet. Or a sword. But they keep away the monsters hiding behind my reflection when the light is on. Thanks, curtains. Good job."
Strange huh?
Here, have a photo of me and my trusty curtains.
(The roll of toilet paper, box of pills, and hands over my face are because I am tres ill.)